I’ve got it. After hours of deliberation, I finally have my write in vote for 2008.
Forget the energy crisis.
Forget the war in Irag.
Forget our struggling economy.
Forget about illegal immigration.
My guy will take care of the most pressing issue of our generation:
THE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL PET POPULATION.
This man will make sure that every dog, cat, fish, reptile, lawyer, insect and basically anything that breathes can no longer procreate.
I’m talking about none other than the super tan, protect the world from pet over-population robot-Bob Barker.
Now I just need a running mate…and would love your help.
Barker 2008!
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March 14, 2008 at 8:46 am
Troy
Here’s the perfect running mate…
Lorena Bobbit.
She’ll take Bob’s policies a step further.
March 14, 2008 at 9:17 am
timthorn1
HAHAHAHA! Well done!
March 14, 2008 at 10:11 am
James
Can’t beat Troy’s but I nominate the man who once used Preparation H as an “ointment”. Maybe he would be a more lenient version of Lorena Bobbitt. His policy to slather Preparation H on rather than lop it off would appeal to the moderates. It causes pain but isn’t as permanent.