So a few weeks ago we had some fun coming up with my write in vote–Bob Barker. Now I think we need to find a running mate for John McCain. What do you think? I saw a bit on Conan the other night but I think we could do much better! So here’s who I got:
1. Alf-furry, lovable a great diplomat for our alien friends
2. Dick Vitale-perfect to spruce up the same old boring McCain Speech. Just imagine this, “I will follow Bin Laden to the gates of hell if I have to.” “Yeah baaabbbbyyy!”
3. Donald Trump-this actually isn’t a bad idea and he can make up for McCain’s folical challenges
4. Tony Robbins-I can’t help but think that America needs a motivational speaker
5. A Magic bullet-Don’t ask. Seriously don’t ask.
6. The Planter’s Peanut-Just because of the cheesy presidential campaigns you could come up with. ‘You’d be nuts not to vote for McCain/Planter’s” “We’ll ‘cashew’ at the voting booth” “Break out of your shell and vote for a nut!”
That’s what I got for now…I’ll keep this going for a while. I want your ideas and please share why!
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April 7, 2008 at 11:32 am
Ryan
how about heidi klum? that is a ticket i can really “support”
April 8, 2008 at 9:01 am
Troy
He should pick Mr. Rogers. That way the republicans would have TWO very boring old men that say the same thing over and over and over again…
April 8, 2008 at 9:14 am
timthorn1
Well done. Well done. Except isn’t Mr. Roger dead? And if he is that isn’t an obstacle. A lot of famous people can be “reawakened” and brought back to life as robots. Bob Barker, Joan Rivers and Dolly Parton have all had incredibly successful robot years well into their 150s. Just a thought.