I just got into a discussion with a coworker regarding the subject of short shorts for men. She was disgusted with the idea of men wearing booty shorts. I on the other hand am a complete supporter of the man-short (with the proper underwear of course). My reasons are simple:
1. Women wear short shorts to show off their legs…why can’t men?
2. Pants can be so restricting.
3. Short shorts are a requirement for men who roller skate
4. Nothing goes better with a mustache than short pants…agreed? You better believe it!
5. And for all you global warming enthusiasts…shorter pants means less used materials and thus easing up on the ol’ environment.
So guys if you feel the need throw on a pair of your shortest shorts. And don’t listen to the ladies because no matter what women say deep down inside they love hairy thighs.
WARNING: Always make sure to wear the appropriate undergarments, don’t ever put your leg up on anything to tie your shoes and always tuck your shirt in your shorts… even if your shirt comes out the bottom. (Tank tops encouraged!)

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April 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Ding
There’s hardly anything better, more comfortable, or sexier than some nice, 70’s style, running shorts. It’s also only natural for a tank top and mustache to accompany such an outfit. When it gets a little colder outside, I just put my tracksuit over it and I’m golden.
April 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm
timthorn1
Dean, my friend, you are living the sexy life.
April 14, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Ryan
Tim shorts shorter than 14″ create a logistical nightmare for me. What can I do?
April 14, 2008 at 3:41 pm
timthorn1
I like to use a technique made familiar in the 70s called, “Duct tape and cover.” Don’t let the fancy name fool you. Well placed duct tape can stifle any potential “incidents”. One drawback–you have to pull it off (the duct tape that is). Cheers!