I have been reading about the law lately and I found a law in the state of Iowa that frightened me – apparently it is illegal for a man with a moustache to kiss a woman in public!

I am outraged. Just because a guy’s got a stache doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be able to lay one on a loved one in public. How could they single out a group of people like this. If anything they should outlaw public kissing for everybody or amend the law so that fulfills it’s real purpose, “It’s unlawful for a man with a moustache heavy laden with any of the following substances: beef stew, drano, ranch dressing, ravioli, mustard, ketchup, red cream soda, pizza sauce, mash potatoes, or anything akin, to kiss a woman in public.” This would be much better.

Notice that the law didn’t outlaw two men with staches kissing…