I don’t get it. Why, as a guy, if you wear shorts above the middle of your thigh do you get so much crap? I have never gotten that. As long as you are secure down there and are not exposing your world to everybody, what’s the big deal?

The real enemy here are the guys that wear short well past the middle of their calf. Think about it, not only do they look like they are hiding a midget in their trousers but they are hurting the environment one piece of mesh lining at a time. So next time you see a guy in short shorts give him a hardy salute and the next time you see a guy with shorts that look like un-tapered capri’s, make them pants if you know what I mean!