Yesterday I became the guy everybody hates. You know the guy on his Blue Tooth walking around Wal-Mart talking way too loud begging for attention. Of course I didn’t realize what I was doing until I saw the pained look on the Bank Teller’s face when I handed him my check. I think I blushed. I slowly walked away with my head in my hands and felt the shame of hypocrisy. Next thing you know I’ll be eating at the Olive Garden on a Sunday afternoon with a Blue Tooth in my ear…not on a call of course!