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I don’t get the whole “Josh Groban” thing. I get that he has a good voice…(you can totally imagine some guy in his shower with lots of gusto singing–”you raise me uppppppp!” (Note: Not talking about a Male Enhancement Drug))
But what I don’t get about Josh Groban are the, “He sounds like he is so mature”, “There is no way he is only in his twenties.” Really do you listen to him because he is Pavoratti stuck in a 23 year old man’s body? Or because he has a good voice?
If you want to listen to someone with a mature voice pick up yourself up a Thurl Bailey CD.
I just got a special V.I.P invite from American Express to buy New Kids on the Block tickets. They are back together for another tour…I’m so thrilled!
Don’t you love how these bands get back together all of the sudden. We all know why they do it–$$$. Sadly we as American Consumers will pay money to see sub-par entertainment such as NKOB. I really don’t get it. They weren’t any good 15 years ago, why would they be any better now? What’s funny is that NKOB’s fanbase will probably look something like Barry Manilow’s fan base–a bunch of mid-age mom’s. But the scary kind, the kind that keep viles of Donnie’s sweat, that they got from the last concert in 92, on a necklace.
The tour will probably make 100 million dollars. The good news for us is that once it’s over we won’t see them for another 15 years…until reunion #2, when they will all be sponsored by Viagra.
Last night the little lady and I were watching a little Television when I completed the worst exchange between stations to ever occur.
I went from Maroon 5 (Horrible band, I don’t care what you say they suck)
to
Kobe Bryant winning the MVP. Tell me that isn’t the worst change in history!!
I was stunned at such television barf. I went in my room and took a break to recover.
I have something I need to talk about. It is very serious and I think it is important to address….I like Elton John’s music and Hootie and the Blowfish. There I said it. I feel better.
Everybody has that singer or band that they love but other people despise or that just isn’t cool anymore. Mine happen to be a flamboyant Brit and band that was cool 10 years ago. I’m dying to hear what your favorite uncool bands are. Trust me you’ll feel a ton better after you come out of the “musical closet”.
I must make a correction. Some folks who took the time to read my last post made me aware that a member of the famed group Il Divo is an American Citizen.
God Bless America – I now have a pop-star to write in. Robert Matthew Van Winkle was my only hope til now!
One of my favorite questions to ask people is what their dream concert would be; if they could have 3 bands, living or dead, play in the ultimate concert, which bands or performers would they chose.
Mine:
1. White Snake
2. Meunedo
3. Hannah Montana
Alright, all jokes aside you want my seriously unbeatable most incredibilrific concert of all time?
Here it is:
1. Queen
2. Jonny Cash
3. The Beatles
You can’t beat it. Sorry. Especially because the majority of members in these bands are dead. So if you want to stomp on the graves of some of the greatest in musicians, go ahead and argue with me.
